Last Login: 1 second ago
Age: 4.543 billion years
Profession: Entrepreneur / Mogul
Hobbies: Bird Watching, Growing weed(s), Twitter feuds
Goals: Getting bigger, like fuck cmon! Personal growth and making more time for myself, Spending more quality time with people who value me for me
Perfect first date: Picnic at my place and then cuddling
Okay, I’ll be honest, losing Elon sucks </3. I just have to remember that I am a 10 and anyone who ends up with me is LUCKY. This page is now about me living my truth and playing the field. ♥wanna hook up?
Good reminder that breakups often become iconic pop culture moments.
I just like to lay here and look up at the sky with my AirPods in.
Hard to turn pages with no hands, so I just wait for the wind.
Single But Dating: A Field Guide to Dating in the Digital Age
(Field guide, nice 😏)
Eyeing these cuties
“Drench yourself in words unspoke / Live your life with arms wide open / Today is where your book begins / The rest is still unwritten” [read more]
“I’m a survivor / I’m not gonna give up / I’m not gonna stop / I’m gonna work harder.” [read more]
“You’re beautiful. No matter what they say” [read more]
Honestly, I would love to hear from you. (Unless you are the President of Joplin, MO’s Chamber of Commerce. Then you can get lost.)
If you want to send a word of encouragement, just type it here. I’m literally just hitting “refresh” on my inbox 24/7.
Okay, I have tweeted some cruel things recently out of hate and jealousy, but I want to be better and make sure that Elon knows I still care about him as a human being.
Please help me send my best to Elon and his new relationship with Austin.